So this happened...
Message I get:
This made me laugh my ass off. Both our profiles state we are bisexual women, in relationships, just looking for new FRIENDS. But somehow I get the nice friendly approach and she straight up gets asked for sex. Whyyyyyy?!
My semi-facetious answer is that I'm a Libra and she's a Scorpio. Sorry, girl, you're just giving off the sexy vibes! ;)
But seriously, she gets way more sexual propositions than I do... and I'm the one that needs them for this blog! Life is so unfair.
(Sorry for the resolution on the screenshots. As you might guess, we have different phones.)
Message I get:
Message my friend gets 3 days later:
This made me laugh my ass off. Both our profiles state we are bisexual women, in relationships, just looking for new FRIENDS. But somehow I get the nice friendly approach and she straight up gets asked for sex. Whyyyyyy?!
My semi-facetious answer is that I'm a Libra and she's a Scorpio. Sorry, girl, you're just giving off the sexy vibes! ;)
But seriously, she gets way more sexual propositions than I do... and I'm the one that needs them for this blog! Life is so unfair.
(Sorry for the resolution on the screenshots. As you might guess, we have different phones.)

Hahahahha The life of a succubus.
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