Sunday, June 2, 2013

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Dudebro von Douche

So this happened...

Message I get:


 Message my friend gets 3 days later:

 

This made me laugh my ass off.  Both our profiles state we are bisexual women, in relationships, just looking for new FRIENDS.  But somehow I get the nice friendly approach and she straight up gets asked for sex.  Whyyyyyy?!

My semi-facetious answer is that I'm a Libra and she's a Scorpio.  Sorry, girl, you're just giving off the sexy vibes!  ;)

But seriously, she gets way more sexual propositions than I do... and I'm the one that needs them for this blog!  Life is so unfair.

(Sorry for the resolution on the screenshots.  As you might guess, we have different phones.)

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