Thank you for NOT reading my profile

I don't expect people to read my entire profile before messaging me (though it would be nice).  I know it's long.  Sure, it's pretty entertaining - if I do say so myself - but I certainly could make it more concise.  But at the very least I expect people to be able to read that simple little headline at the top with my name, age, orientation, and relationship status.

You see, when you don't read those things, no matter how super nice your message is, I get the feeling that all you did was look at my photo and decided to play the numbers game ("surely one of these girls will message me!").  Or you seriously just don't respect the fact that I'm in a relationship now.  Ew.

Creepers never say die!

How many times can you creep on someone, and get no response, before the little light bulb in your head clicks on?  The answer: a lot.

One of my favorite (by which I mean consistent) creepers who lives uncomfortably close to me has graced me with his presence not once, but twice in one week!  Wow, someone is sure stepping up his game.

And while this provides more fodder for this blog, it may very well be nearing the point where I will feel the need to block him as his posts are escalating in not only frequency but creepiness as well.  But in the meantime, enjoy him while you still can.